rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

iwassoalonecastiel:

simplypotterheads:

Remember when they said they had to edit out Dan’s screams during Sirius’ death scene because they were too gut-wrenching? 

stop

goodsuns:

guys
do you know what today is

today is june 19

june 19 

let’s all celebrate and get creative

kleenexorcism:

500% sure i annoy literally every person

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

tennantstype40:

lara-auxiliatrix:

arsenic—-katnep:

britishstarr:

Fandoms that get forgotten on multifandom posts, there are many more, but I can only put ten, feel free to add yours~

*reblogs with all the force of a great typhoon*

HETALIA IS REMEMBERED MORE OFTEN THAN HOMESTUCK.

yamineftis:

BLESS THIS POST

I’m off for the night. Goodnight Homey G Funks

jennipowell:

nudityandnerdery:

Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.

Wisdom.